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FrivoList: Urban Legends That I Hope To Begin Spreading This Summer

People born by Cesarean section compose 76% of all shoplifters
 
Breathing the fumes from toasting Pop Tarts causes brain damage (fruit flavors only)
 
Michael J. Fox is faking it
 
You can get mad cow disease by wearing leather pants without underwear.
 
Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song" was actually based on a lost Psalm.
 
Wilford Brimley ended his career doing soft-core porn in Japan
 
The second plague of Egypt (frogs) resulted in the first documented public outbreak of genital warts

"Girls Gone Wild" is a financing front for Al Qaeda (They also produce all of Osama's videos)

Mouth breathing reduces your risk of throat cancer

Posted from Des Moines, IA.  Please send arsenic.

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Late Addition:
Chicken McNuggets are made of real chicken

Strobe lights were invented by the manufacturers of epilepsy medications.