The Steven Seagal Movie Game
1. Using the words below, complete the Steven Seagal three-word movie title:
DEATH KILL DIE DEADLY DEAD KILL
a. Today You _____
b. Half Past _____
c. On _____ Ground
d. Hard To _____
e. Marked For _____
f. Out for a _____
2. Starting with the first word, change one letter to reveal the next word and arrive at the beginning of three different Steven Seagal movie titles:
M A R
_ _ _ (clue: rows your boat)
_ _ _ (clue: belongs to us)
_ _ _ Of Reach, and _ _ _ For A Kill, and _ _ _ For Justice
3. Match the movie title with the girl that Steven Seagal most resembles when filmed running in it:
Under Siege Out For Justice Above The Law Under Siege IIa. Pipi Longstockings
b. My little sister
c. Nick Lachey
d. My little sister who’s really let herself go and its hard to believe she could still kick the crap out of a gang of punks.
4. Determine if each of the following is a Steven Seagal movie OR sexual slang:
a. Fire Down Below
b. Five To One
c. Black Dawn
d. Screaming Eagle
e. Exit Wounds
f. Mob Justice
g. Belly of the Beast
h. Donkey Punch
5. TIE BREAKER: How many Steven Seagal movies were released in 2005?
Answers:
1. a. Die, b. Dead, c. Deadly, d. Kill, e. Death, f. Kill
2. OAR, OUR, OUT
3. Under Siege - My little sister; Out For Justice - Pipi; Above The Law - Nick Lachey; Under Siege II - My little sister who’s let herself go...
4. Movie: a,c,e, g; Sexual Slang: b,d,f, h
5. Five. That’s right, five in one year. God has forsaken us.
Comments
I've already failed this. But that's because I can count the number of Seagal movies I've seen on less than one finger.
Posted by: nicole | May 21, 2006 09:15 PM
This is kind of a "Kung Fu" test. If you fail, you're actually a winner and visa versa.
Posted by: CBC | May 24, 2006 08:09 AM