FrivoList: Little Known Reasons Why Otherwise Worthy Individuals Will Be Turned Away At The Gates of Heaven
You have a cumulative negative balance in the "Take A Penny, Give A Penny" dish
While clipping your toenails, you've ever launched a fat one across the room and didn't make an effort to reclaim it. You think God wants that is HIS house?
You don't meet or exceed the mark on the "You Must Be This Tall To Enter Heaven" sign.
Masturbation. Sorry, the Catholics got this one right. You won't go blind, but you will burn in hell.
You have ever started a sentence with, " I believe it free speech, but..." unless you burned to death in a movie house.
As an adult, you created a list of the things you like about yourself. (Exception: if you have willingly shared this list with others. Even Heaven needs people to make fun of.)
You have ever left a big tip to impress somebody and then picked it up after they turned away.
Herpes
While clipping your toenails, you've ever launched a fat one across the room and didn't make an effort to reclaim it. You think God wants that is HIS house?
You don't meet or exceed the mark on the "You Must Be This Tall To Enter Heaven" sign.
Masturbation. Sorry, the Catholics got this one right. You won't go blind, but you will burn in hell.
You have ever started a sentence with, " I believe it free speech, but..." unless you burned to death in a movie house.
As an adult, you created a list of the things you like about yourself. (Exception: if you have willingly shared this list with others. Even Heaven needs people to make fun of.)
You have ever left a big tip to impress somebody and then picked it up after they turned away.
Herpes
Comments
I feel like I'm lacking in the penny dish department. I definitely don't put in as much as I take out. I'll work on that.
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