Now I Know What A Baby Seal Feels Like
This week I'll be away on an Alaskan cruise with members of my extended family. While it might be possible to post from the ship, it is also possible - and, more importantly, likely - that I will be continuously shitfaced. As I said, we're traveling with family.
The good news is that, after this trip, I will have enough material for several years worth of posts. You have no fucking idea.
Now if you'll excuse me, a tiny Pakistani man with a tray of fancy drinks is coming this way. He is my best friend.