« Daily Splatter: Fire Away! | Main | Daily Splatter: Too Face »

Things I Hope Don't Become Dependent On The Same Crappy Motion Sensor Technology Used By Public Faucet and Paper Towel Dispenser Manufacturers That Requires Me To Stand There Waving My Hands Around Like A Retarded Mime Before Getting Fed Up And Leaving

ATM Machines

The Sneeze Reflex

Fire Extinguishers

Public Bathroom Stall Doors

Emergency Healthcare

Erections

Comments

And don't forget:

Subway turnstiles or turnstiles at concerts or other venues

Elevator buttons

Automatic doors (what if they don't sense you are there--and WHAM--there you go and have caused an international incident)

Public humiliation...its the gift that just keeps on giving.