Daily Splatter: Open Yawn
I don't know what is it with bumper stickers and me lately. Today I saw one that said "Gas Prices Stink." That's it. No call to action. No blame. Just an obvious, innocuous statement.
It makes me wonder if there is a whole industry making bumper stickers for people who want to 1) make some sort of public declaration, and 2) avoid offending every living person. If so, here are my suggestions:
Raw Sewage Is Unpleasant
Vote For Your Favorite Candidate '06
Keep Your Dirty Diapers Out Of My Breakfast
(I don't really know what this means, but you can't argue with it)
Terrorism Usually Sucks
Abortion is A Serious Issue
Education Is Important. I Mean It!
Nobody Likes Cancer
Go Team!
Comments
I Brake to Slow Down
Honk for Attention
My Kid is a Student
Religion can be Divisive
Moderation is Fun
Posted by: jaboobie | October 26, 2006 10:17 AM
Mean People are Mean
Support Something
I went to, or my child goes to a college
I didn't drive my Other car
SP (the white sticker with initials designating you've been to "Some Place"
Posted by: DaMonkeyCode | October 26, 2006 11:05 AM
This is a car
I am driving
Thank you for not hitting me with your car
Posted by: anoymouscoworker | October 26, 2006 11:09 AM
Bumper Stickers are Sticky
Posted by: NuggetMaven | October 26, 2006 08:06 PM
You people rule.
Posted by: Crunchy BC | October 26, 2006 08:26 PM