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FrivoList: Reasons I Should Have Died In A Horrible Crash While Driving Home From Grand Rapids, Michigan After Missing My Flight

Part of the "It's Funny Because It's True" series of posts

Unable to stop due to the empty water bottle (and other random trash) that got lodged behind the brake pedal

Veered off the road while using laptop in the passenger seat to check directions

Unable to hear traffic because I was listening to my iPod with noise-reducing headphones

Lack of visibility due to changing my shirt while driving

Steering with my knees while writing this list

All of the above + talking on my cell phone and eating beef jerky

After a week in Grand Rapids, it just seemed like a good idea

 

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