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Christmas Carols for Paranoid Schizophrenics: Part I

Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
(Sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)

You'd better watch out
Find someplace to hide
I know that he's watchin' and I'm terrified
Santa Claus is coming to get me

He's got a long list
Of those who aren't nice
He's gonna make us pay a terrible price
Santa Claus is coming to get me

He sneeks in when I'm sleeping
Planting bugs so when I wake
He can see and hear everything I do
So I gotta stay cool for goodness sake
gotta be ready to make my break

You'd better watch out
The government knows
Santa and his deer are on the payroll
Santa Claus is coming to get me

Coming soon:

Frosty the Hit Man and Decked in the Balls

Comments

Ah, someone after my own holiday heart... I thought I was the only one who twisted christmas carols:)

"I'm dreaming of a White
...trash Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know...
Where the sidewalks glisten
From children pissin'...
their names
spelled out in the snow..."

Very nice.