Daily Splatter: Just Like The Special Olympics
And the winner is: Everyone.
My need to be liked by everyone has rendered me incapable of making a decision. So the bad news is that you will have to share your victory lap/end zone dance/home-made "World's Greatest Blog Comment Winner" sign in sparkling letters with the other entrants.
The good news is that the trinket is not actually worthless. Any entrant who emails their address to me at admin@throwingpoo.com will receive a free Continental Airlines drink certificate. True to my word, though, it will be filthy. In fact, we can have a new contest called "What favorite body part did Crunchy vigorously rub this on?" If you're a fan of DNA, this game is for you!
Oh, and by the way, the certificate will arrive in an unmarked envelope (just like your Milky Maidens magazine). You didn't actually think I'd let you savages get a hold of my address, did you?
Comments
Right, like you're getting my address.
Posted by: Robin | November 9, 2006 09:52 AM
Continental blows.
Posted by: Peeved Michelle | November 9, 2006 12:14 PM
Not only is it a free drink certificate... but, it's scratch-and-sniff, too!!
GOOD TIMES!!
Posted by: NuggetMaven | November 9, 2006 12:59 PM
ROBIN: What makes you think I don't...and why are you wearing the red sweater again, today?
PM: For an airline, I think Continental is the least suckiest.
NM: I'm beginning to get the feeling that everything is your life is scratch-n-sniff. Right?
Posted by: CBC | November 9, 2006 02:26 PM
Not everything... only the interesting aspects:)
Posted by: NuggetMaven | November 9, 2006 10:03 PM