Daily Splatter: Not So Swift Boating
Just one simple, fun-sized-candy-fueled thought: Can John Kerry please stop dragging down the Democrats, for fuck's sake?!
Like swing dancing, Mr. T, prophylactic sponges and the phrase "I just threw up in my mouth a little," his time has passed and he needs to just go away. Hold a press conference about that, you stupid, self-important douchebag.
P.S. Thanks for all the movie recommendations yesterday, turd punchers.
Comments
I don't watch scary movies, sorry.
Posted by: Robin | November 1, 2006 05:54 PM
Sorry about the movies CBC but I thrive on being known as the king of crap movies. And I don't mean so bad they're good types either I mean consult ACW's awful list and you'll get my top 10.
As far as Johnny goes he was just trying Georgies tactic of saying the stupidist shit ever and going for the "I'm just a straight talker" gig.
Posted by: DaMonkeyCode | November 1, 2006 10:05 PM