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FrivoList: Steven Seagal Movie OR Sexual Slang

Part of the Steven Seagal Movie Game back in May, I think this little quiz merits it's own post (In other words, I'm tired and pissy today).  Sometimes things taste a little different the second time around. It's kind of like throwing up in your mouth.

a. Fire Down Below
b. Five To One
c. Black Dawn
d. Screaming Eagle
e. Exit Wounds
f.  Mob Justice
g. Belly of the Beast
h. Donkey Punch

Check COMMENTS (or the dark, perverted corners of your subconscious) for the answers .

 

Comments

ANSWERS:
Movies: a,c,e,g;
Sexual Slang: b,d,f, h

Actually, I once performed the Screaming Eagle on Steven Seagal and it was being recorded, so technically D counts as both.

I once performed a Cleveland Steamer on Steven Seagal but it wasn't recorded and now he pretends he doesn't know me.

a. Fire Down Below: What I experience after inadvertently eating the chiles in my General Tso's Chicken;

b. Five To One: Odds that I will end up eating those chiles in my General Tso's Chicken;

c. Black Dawn: The morning AFTER I consumed those chiles in my General Tso's Chicken;

d. Screaming Eagle: The maneuver I make as I hover over the toilet, the morning after I've consumed those chiles in my General Tso's Chicken;

e. Exit Wounds: The after- effects of the massive firey dump I extrude the morning after I've consumed those chiles in my General Tso's Chicken;

f. Mob Justice: What everyone in my household will be seeking the morning after I've consumed those chiles in my General Tso's Chicken.

g. Belly of the Beast: How my intestines feel the morning after I've consumed those chiles in my General Tso's Chicken;

h. Donkey Punch: The method by which the General-Tso's-Chicken-chile-shit forces its way out my ass.

Suddenly, I'm hungry for General Tso's Chicken...

You make ONE typo and copy and paste without proofreading, and you end up looking like a rube [blushes]

I'm going to check out that game:) And perhaps link back to you, since I found this post so inspiring:)

PS: CHILES

ACW: Coming soon to a Blockbuster near you.

DMC: Wait...who are you?

NM: WOW. The best (and most scatological) comment I've ever received. Unfortunately, that isn't saying much. You should post this on your site for everyone to enjoy (or be thoroughly repulsed by).

P.S. I edited out your typos.

Thanks much for the editing!! I'll post and link back to you, CBC!