FrivoList: After a Thorough Inspection, My Response To Capital One's Question: "What's In Your Wallet?"
An official Inspector Gadget Junior badge that I use to steal drugs from suburban teenagers
The business card of a douchebag realtor that he forced upon me during a flight last month
Pubes of unknown origin
An old Home Depot gift card with a remaining balance of $1.26
The only remaining photo from my ill-conceived Glamour Shots "Boudoir" session
One Trojan "Ribbed For Her Pleasure" condom from 1986 ('cause that's how I roll)
Superfriends "League of Justice" membership card - Member since 1979
Ten years worth of ass sweat
Comments
"Well, I don't know where these pubes came from, but I should keep them handy for when I have a chance to match them up later."
Posted by: anoymouscoworker | January 22, 2007 01:11 PM
Let me exlain, when visiting the Lido Lounge the dollars in their panties are tips for the dancers, not compensation for you enduring it. That should cut down on the pube buildup.
Posted by: DaMonkeyCode | January 22, 2007 02:57 PM
What, no Victoria's secret frequent buyer's card?
Posted by: Robin | January 22, 2007 07:09 PM
ACW: Sure, make fun. But when I get stuck on a tropical island and need to build a raft to escape with my friend Spaulding, my woven pube rope will come in handy.
DMC: The dancers at the Lido should be tipped with heavy coins traveling at high velocity.
ROBIN: I don't need a card. They know me.
Posted by: CBC | January 22, 2007 09:08 PM