FrivoList: New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolutions for the May Fly
Get organized
Lose weight
Read more
Take a cooking class
Make a budget and stick to it
Live for 25 hours
New Year's Resolutions That Won't Make Me Feel Like A Loser When I Ultimately Fail To Accomplish Them
Gain 10 pounds
Open a strip club next to the daycare in my neighborhood
Watch more television
Eat cheese at every breakfast
Invest life savings in U.S. Civil War commemorative plates
Alienate family
Get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest ass pimple