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FrivoList: New Year's Resolutions

New Year's Resolutions for the May Fly

Get organized
Lose weight
Read more
Take a cooking class
Make a budget and stick to it
Live for 25 hours


New Year's Resolutions That Won't Make Me Feel Like A Loser When I Ultimately Fail To Accomplish Them

Gain 10 pounds
Open a strip club next to the daycare in my neighborhood
Watch more television
Eat cheese at every breakfast
Invest life savings in U.S. Civil War commemorative plates
Alienate family
Get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest ass pimple