Suggested Marketing Catchphrases for the Mile High Club's Recruitment Campaign
Where there's no such thing as coming too quickly.
We (heart) Turbulence
If you thought getting raped in a phone booth was fun...
No fatties. Seriously, it's just way too cramped.
You don't have to be married with children to have hurried intercourse in a germ-infested environment while someone is banging on the door.
Jerking off counts, too!
Comments
Hurried sex = good sex:)
Try it in a movie theater next time:)
Posted by: It's Me... Maven | March 10, 2007 07:40 PM
That explains the sticky floors. Yech.
Posted by: Crunchy BC | March 13, 2007 03:42 PM