Anniversary Week Special: Part III
Today I'm going to commemorate my anniversary by taking the day off from posting. Honestly, I can't think of a better way to celebrate a year of writing this drivel. I mean, do you make the birthday girl bake her own cake? Is Jesus expected to color his own Easter eggs? Does the bachelorette have to bring her own penis hat to the party? The answers, of course, are no, no and no.
So why should I be the only one who gets stuck working, like the lone goyim at a deli on Passover?
Instead, it's time for you contribute a little something to the war effort. Put on your thinking caps and come up with a question for me. It can be about me, you or anything else (preferably me, though). I will answer every question on Friday's post.
Now, get to work.
Comments
Tell me, where do you find your inspiration? I know where I find mine...right here! You're the best!
Posted by: Anonymous Temp | April 11, 2007 09:50 PM
Does having an unusually large package ever interfer with you're ability to blog?
Posted by: Nerdy Chipmunk | April 11, 2007 09:53 PM
I've read that you're 42 years old, yet so seem so hip and cool. How do you do it?
Posted by: TGIF | April 11, 2007 09:54 PM
I would like to shower you with expensive gifts. Where can I send them?
Posted by: Damon Keycode | April 11, 2007 09:57 PM
Does Cleveland have good barbeque?
Posted by: Kell Bell | April 11, 2007 10:01 PM
When are you going to tell your wife about us? I won't be ignored!
Posted by: Instant Message Maven | April 11, 2007 10:04 PM
When are you going to stop fucking around and get back to figuring out your life?
Posted by: Subconscious Guilt | April 11, 2007 10:12 PM
What's your favorite restroom at Hopkins for those emergency dumps?
Which Great Lakes beer gives you the worst gas? Mines Burning River suprisingly.
Why doesn't Nerdy Squirrels Esq. correct your grammer anymore? Or mine for that matter.
Posted by: DaMonkeyCode | April 11, 2007 11:50 PM
When are you visiting Texas again so that I can prove to everyone that you aren't my "imaginary friend"?
And how many more years will pass before you take a year-long sabbatical and write full-time just to see what the hell might come of it? (Yes, you will have to do all the cooking and cleaning because Nerdy Squirrel will be busting her ass so that you can live the dream.)
Posted by: buckkel | April 12, 2007 08:46 AM
I made my own birthday cake once.
Have you ever done anything equally pathetic?
Posted by: Robin | April 12, 2007 05:42 PM
Are Cleveland Steamers really the top export of your region?
Posted by: tfg | April 12, 2007 06:25 PM