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FrivoList: Plant Name OR Sexual Affliction

Pygmy pussytoes

Stuckenia Vaginata (scientific name)

Bulbous yam

Finger rot

Hairy crabweed

Cockspur

Rubus Cockburnianus (scientific name)

Stinking willie

Fleshy clapdaisy

Burning bush

Pinus Stankewiczii (scientific name)

Erect milkpea

Check COMMENTS for the answer.

(OK, so I'm 43 and I spent my Sunday afternoon typing dirty words into the USDA plant database, but I did it for YOU. Besides, finding Rubus Cockburnianus alone makes it all worthwhile.)

 

Comments

They're all plant names, but in my experience, some could definitely serve double-duty.

OK, next on your list - fucked up American City names - Incontinence and Intercourse should get you started.

I planted Pink Pussytoes this year.

I have to disqualify myself, as I have had all those afflictions. I caught them from YO MAMA!!

/Oh no he didn't!

//Oh yes he did!!