HGTV’s New Fall Lineup For The Subprime Mortgage Set
This Old Homeless Shelter
Flip That Burger! (At Your New Second Job Which You Need To Keep Making Your Ballooning Mortgage Payments)
Extreme Makeover: Your Parent’s Basement Edition
Design On A Dime, But We’d Like To See The Dime First If You Don’t Mind.
Steal That Fixture!
While You Were Out, The Bank Repossessed Your House
Curb Appeal: “Please Don’t Kick Us To It!”
The Real Estate Prose:
The Roses Were Red
Ready To Be Plucked
So You Took Out A Subprime Mortgage That You Knew You Couldn’t Afford, Like You Expected To Win The Goddamn Lottery Or Something
And Now You Are Fucked
(Yes, I am ripping off my own previous post. However, after last week, an update seemed appropriate.)
Comments
How true, how true. There are so many houses in my development (pretty nice area) that are being foreclosed on because the salespeople for the builders convinced a lot of the buyers to go for a 5 year variable interest mortgage - fuckers. I actually refused to deal with a particular builder after their agent tried to use that scheme to get me into a house I could only afford in that manner- Giant Asshole Fucker.
Sorry - ranting.
Posted by: ADW | August 14, 2007 10:04 AM
I prefer the Bob Vila classic, This Old Refrigerator Box.
Posted by: Mighty Dyckerson | August 14, 2007 06:05 PM