"It's in the hole!"
Normally I don't post Caption Contests, primarily because this site doesn't get enough commenters to justify it. Still, if there was ever a photo crying out for a caption, it is this one:
Best caption will win four Continental drink coupons. Let me help get you started:
Wilson's new battery-operated nine iron...for the ladies.
Having lost the strength in her hands during a terrible yo-yo accident, Michelle Wie has developed an innovative new way to grip her club.
Suddenly the carnivorous monster between her legs devoured the blind man, leaving behind his tapping cane as the only remaining trace.
Fed up with the endless hot days in the golf course, Michelle Wie's crabs build an escape shoot.
Comments
Visual representation of "Fore" play.
Posted by: Matt | September 13, 2007 10:30 AM
Since Kenny Baker retired after 9 episodes of STAR WARS, Michelle Wie is now vying for the ever popular role of R2-D2.
Posted by: Matt | September 13, 2007 10:32 AM
I thought the Nintendo Wie was supposed to be hand- held...
Posted by: Matt | September 13, 2007 10:34 AM
Hey I can't think of anything funny to say about that but I wanted to let you know ASAP about the upcoming Halloween Party on the 27th of October. Its not too early to begin preparations and rehearsals for your skits. I am enjoying the blog... keep it up. J.P.
Posted by: Jeremy Patty | September 13, 2007 01:33 PM
"And with the sudden malfunction of her robo-penis, Michelle Wie was ejected from the competition."
"Michelle Wie for Extendable Lady-Graphite Tampons. Because cotton is for pussies."
"Before being thrown off the course Wie commented, 'You think that's bad? I've got a caddy in my ass!'"
Posted by: anonymouscoworker | September 13, 2007 02:45 PM
Now that's what I call a sand trap!
Posted by: Mighty Dyckerson | September 13, 2007 07:35 PM
Excuse me, miss, can you help me out with my wood?
Posted by: Diesel | September 13, 2007 10:59 PM
"It's much more convenient than lugging that bag around, now excuse me while I squeeze out a new ball."
"I find I can get a much tighter grip this way."
"Ohhhh, you said shove it up my ass...."
Posted by: DaMonkeyCode | September 14, 2007 11:20 AM
I didn't realize that Christina Yamaguchi was on the ProAm tour this year.
Posted by: It's Me... Maven | September 15, 2007 03:18 AM
"It keeps these fucking skorts from giving me camel toe"
"Your shit needs to breathe every once in a while too!"
"Michelle Wie for the new Cleveland Wedge, Vibrating Grip Edition"
Posted by: ADW | September 17, 2007 03:06 PM