Special Day
Happy Birthday to my truly gifted wife.
Our running joke is that, after the apocalypse, I will die saving her life, and then she will die five minutes later (it will take that long because the electricity will likely be out and she'd have no reason to be digging in the toaster with a fork). Anyway, In honor of her birthday, here is a list of the things we say to each other that, regardless of context, we know exactly what the other person is talking about (and which probably mean absolutely nothing to anyone else):
Dead babies
HellOOOOoooo!
Mostly
I like monkeys
See you next Tuesday
Earrrrrrl Leeeee
I need to make a movie
Food is my favorite
Happy Birthday, honey. I'll always be there to give the door a good tug.
P.S. Suck it, Hallmark.
Comments
happy birthday, nerdy squirrel! hope you have a fantastic day. in addition to that door tugging thing, insist that your beloved also cook a nice meal for you, rub your feet, brush your hair, clean all the cat boxes, give you piggy-back rides to the bathroom, and attend to all other needs as they arise. now THAT'S a birthday!
Posted by: buckkel | November 5, 2007 03:28 PM
Happy birthday NS, Esq! Here's hoping CBC takes command of the er... uh... "Big O."
PS: Not only can Hallmark SUCK IT, so, too can Larson. He's one of those tools who sues folks for putting his artwork on their blogs for personal use. I refuse to buy any more of his books or calendars as a result of his MegaToolage!
PS+: I know what See You Next Tuesday means:)
Posted by: Maven | November 6, 2007 11:59 AM
I am at a complete loss for any of the phrases above (obviously 'cuz I'm outta da loop), but my favorite has always been "Pappy BirthSpray". Disgusting, I know, but I guess that is a little glimpse into the sad, sad soul that is my own... Happy Birthday, Nerdy Squirrel!!
Also, saw this today and thought about you. Not in a gay sort of way, either, you sick bastard.
Posted by: Matt | November 6, 2007 03:49 PM
BUCK: Mind your business.
MAVEN: Fortunately, I have free legal counsel. Fuck Larson.
MATT: "Pappy Birthspray" brings a plethora of horrible images to mind. Thanks! And you are gay.
Posted by: CBC | November 9, 2007 11:48 AM
If gay means as hilarious and clever as ACW, then thanks, man!!!
P.S. You're welcome.
Posted by: Matt | November 9, 2007 12:10 PM
(Belated) thanks for the happy birthday wishes!
Posted by: Nerdy Squirrel | November 11, 2007 09:24 PM
(Belated) thanks for the happy birthday wishes!
Posted by: Nerdy Squirrel | November 11, 2007 09:24 PM