Throwing Poo

I've been sick for the past week. It all started when Nerdy Squirrel, Esq. had a cold and absentmindedly* used my toothbrush instead of her own.  Two days later I woke up and choked out a slimy, bloody brick of snot the size of a fucking quarter.  Since then, my head has been like ten pounds of mucus in a five pound sinus.  

I did try to write a few things in between massively imprecise doses of Nyquil, but for some reason none of the words I typed included any vowels. Anyway, I’ll try to have something tomorrow.

In the mean time, let me solidify my lameness in your eyes by offering the following video which I think would be hilarious even if I weren’t chemically imbalanced from a dog’s breakfast of OTC medications.

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* Other words you might use here include: inconsiderately; passive-aggressively; or in-a-calculated-attempt-to-make-me-pay-for-being-less-than-empathetic-during-her-own-episode-ly.