Stank Whores Away!
At 6:10AM tomorrow morning, Nerdy Squirrel, Esq. and I will be departing the cold, gray, socially-and-economically-barren landscape of Cleveland, commonly known as the Kazakhstan of the American midwest, for the warm, sunny, socially-and-economically barren island of San Juan, commonly known as the Cleveland of the Caribbean.
After briefly sampling San Juan's finest Corona lagers and filthiest prostitutes (Hey? Is that where nacho cheese comes from?), we will proudly board the Celebrity Summit for seven days of lust, greed, gluttony and sloth.
Hopefully, you are furious with envy.
So long, suckers.
Comments
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Posted by: Peeved Michelle | January 31, 2008 12:45 PM
have a fabulous time, and be sure to take a few moments each day to feel superior to all your fellow cruisers who have raging cases of morbid obesity. i realized that some people cruise ONLY because the ships are floating 24-hour buffets with all the soft serve and pizza you can shove into your piehole. and i thought it was about the ENTIRE cruising experience. how naive of me!
Posted by: buckkel | January 31, 2008 03:58 PM
Heheheh Kashi Go Lean... even my husband is hooked on that!
CBC, have a great time!
Posted by: Maven | February 1, 2008 12:04 PM
I'm proud you didn't mention wrath.
Posted by: anonymouscoworker | February 1, 2008 12:13 PM
Shit. I'm an idiot and missed "furious" and "proudly". Eat a bag of dicks, etc. etc.
Posted by: anonymouscoworker | February 1, 2008 12:14 PM
Yes I am dying with envy. I hope you get a drippy dick or at least the itchy scratchys while I freeze my ass off in this the asshole of the world, North Carolina.
Just kidding :) Have fun. Im fucking jealous.
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